Randomsauce Moscow
You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies.
Clara Oswald, s8 e2 ‘Into the Dalek’ (via doctorwho)

(Source: carryonmyenjoltaire, via doctorwho)

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

(via quentintortellini)

tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

And Tina Belcher’s ‘uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh’

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angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via quentintortellini)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via reign-of-goodness)

I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything.
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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http://quentintortellini.tumblr.com/post/96422363071/my-american-whore-story-ricky-gervais

my-american-whore-story:

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Ricky Gervais showing exactly how not to deal with a situation like this. It is absolutely disgusting to blame a women for having her private photos leaked, it’s like blaming a women for being raped because she was wearing a short skirt. Jennifer Lawrence, along…

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